Pesto Pizza

Dear Turkey,

This is a pizza

For those who don't like pizza

(And for those who do)

Amazingly Retro Lentil Burgers

Dear Turkey,

This is the kind of

Thing my parents used to eat

In the seventies

Granola Bars That Taste Like Cookies

Dear Turkey,

Maybe you would say

That these are cookies that taste

Like granola bars

Celery Gratin!

Dear Turkey,

My mom had tons of

Celery, so I made this

Amazing dinner

Amish Soup

Dear Turkey,

An Amish lady

Writes a newspaper column

In Northern New York

Restaurant-Style Crispy Tofu Rice Bowls

Dear Turkey,

When you eat these, you'll

Feel like you're eating out, and

They're not hard to make

Wine-Drenched Broiled Leek Pasta

Dear Turkey,

With a name like that

What could possibly be bad?

(Alcohol cooks off)