Garlicky Bean and Pasta Soup

Dear Turkey,

This tastes so creamy

But it's actually vegan

Prepare for bad breath

Lemon Poppyseed Cake

Dear Turkey,

Normally I think

That all cake should be chocolate,

But this one is good

The Real Red Velvet Cake

Dear Turkey,

I've watched enough of

Cupcake Wars to know that most

Of the time, it's fake

Life-Changing Pea Soup

Dear Turkey,

I first ate this soup

In 2007 and

It did change my life

Grown-Up Comfort Food Cauliflower Farro Casserole

Dear Turkey,

I spent the last ten

Years thinking I didn't like

Capers, but I do!