Turkey and Tofurkey: April 2017

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Dear Turkey,

The next time you go

And visit Steph, ask her to

Make you this pasta

Dear Turkey,

Green rice and red beans

This is truly a match made

In cooking heaven

Dear Turkey,

You do have time to

Make some tortillas from scratch

Your mouth will thank you

Dear Turkey,

On your rice and beans,

Or on pasta or salad,

Or just in your mouth

Dear Turkey,

This is honestly

The best cake I have ever

Made in my whole life

Dear Turkey,

I swear to God you

Will think you're at the Olive

Garden restaurant

Dear Turkey,

Sometimes if you just

Say they're unhealthy, people

Will eat more of them