Here is a suggestion for the next time you have something to celebrate. If you don't have anything to celebrate, invent something. I am celebrating Saturday.
First, take the world's best coffee and brew it really strong. Then put it in a jar and chill it (I don't know why, I always do it in a jar even though it's hard to pour afterwards). [I am ashamed section: I used decaf; I put a shot of hazelnut syrup in it, too.]
Check out my awesome new tablecloth.
Mix it with soymilk and a little of the Baileys that you got for your first Mother's Day.
Now, I know what you're thinking: I (Turkey) don't like coffee or Baileys. Just go ahead and stock up now so that you're prepared when we come visit (even if that's in three years; it won't go bad).
I moss you,
Tofu
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