What I Ate for Dinner

Dear Turkey,

I am psychic.
Would you like to know what some people in my life are thinking right now?
Okay, here goes:

My baby: Breast milk, breast milk, breast milk.
Honey: What is she going to nag me about NOW?
My mom: Do I really have to make a casserole EVERY time I go to their house?
You: Wow, that lunch looked really good. I wonder what Tofurkey had for dinner last night.

Answer:

Everybody's favorite bread, homemade strawberry jam from organic berries that we picked, stinky French cheese.

What I am thinking: Fat, salt, and sugar. What's not to love?

I moss you,
Tofu