Greetings from the boonies. Tofurkey teaches writing, cooks for her constituents, and corresponds with her best friend Turkey on this blog. Turkey? Oh yeah, him. He is elusive, yet getting more famous every day, much like the haiku.

In case you were wondering, Tofurkey knows how to use Photoshop. But she isn't using it on this blog. And she has a big fancy digital camera too. But she isn't using it on this blog; she's shooting with her phone and then sitting down to eat, already.