Dear Turkey,

Here's another trend on "the blogs" lately: DIY.
So, here is a little DIY for you:

DIY Half Marathon

Supplies:

Shoes (with feet in them), a road

GPS watch (cheap kind okay) [optional]

Aid station

Post-race prizes (money saving tip: invite Lt. Veggie Nugget to run with you. When she gets tired, send her to Starbucks while you finish the run) [elapsed time since purchase: 2.13 minutes] 

When you're done, it will be time for some DIY Mexican Combo Plates:

Rice: brown rice, olive oil, salt, lemon juice
Beans: black, kidney, and big white beans; rinsed, drained and cooked quickly and hot-ly with oil, honey, garlic, cumin, oregano, paprika, lemon juice
Mango Salsa: mango (just makin' sure you're awake), salt, lime juice (from a lime, not a jar), fresh cilantro, fresh mint, fresh chives
Avocado: topped with lemon juice and salt
Cheese & Salsa

Time for a nap,
Tofu