Dear Turkey,
It's 6:00 in the morning. You have a tub of ricotta that's going to expire any minute. Your baby wants a cooking show. Your other constituents want muffins that are baked with love. You want chocolate.
Get out a big shiny bowl and pour the following into it with abandon:
2 1/3 c flour
1 c sugar
3/4 c choc chips
1/3 c cocoa
2 t baking powder
3/4 t salt
1 c ricotta (whole milk, please)
2 eggs
1 1/3 c soymilk
1 t vanilla
1/4 c canola oil
You will resist the temptation to overmix because cooking shows can't be boring. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes (makes 24).
Take four hot muffins and put them, uncovered, in your car in a tupperware (handy tip: this car-freshener only works for 30 minutes, or as long as the muffins are not eaten).
After 30 minutes, take them into your office and eat them all, unless your boss reads this first (since you owe her one).
I moss you,
Tofu
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