Dear Turkey,
Here is a little holiday fable for you:
Once upon a time my friend and I went to this awesome new coffee shop. Everything there is great, especially the scones (and the coffee). Upon coming home, however, I realized that I probably didn't need to pay $2-something for one scone when I could make a whole batch for that much. So I made these from one of our aforementioned favorite cookbooks.
as you can see, I used chocolate chips instead of currants |
I used soymilk instead of cream (because I didn't have any, except what's in my breastmilk) |
then the scones went on a car trip to my friend's house...and my car smells really good now |
luckily, we didn't eat them all, so I brought some back home (even though they are NOT on you-know-whose diet) |
I moss you,
Tofu
I didn't realize how big the mega-scone was until I saw it on the floor of your car.
ReplyDeleteNow I want a chocolate chip scone (and I usually don't like scones).