Monday, July 14, 2014

Try This Rich Mom Trick

Dear People with Rich Moms (or at least moms who are richer than you),

The next time you are over at your mom's house (other people live there too, like my dad, but my mom is the person who goes to Wegmans), ask her to purchase these deliciously expensive organic snacks:


They taste just like the cheap ones that are full of chemicals that you enjoyed when you were a kid and your mom didn't know better (jk, Mom, you were always a Granola Girl), but they cost way more money, so you can feel really good about eating a box of each in one sitting. Seriously, though, these are two awesome companies and you will not regret making your mom buy these.

Enjoy,
Tofu

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